Blog Action Day – let’s put the environment first for a change.

Rarely are we interested in participating in these ever more ubiquitous days of blog solidarity, however given that our upcoming election may pivot around environmental issues, here’s our contribution.

Let’s face it, follks, both major Asstralian parties are off the mark when it comes to ensuring our environment and we who have plundered it survive. Neither party is willing to address the main issue adequately – that our consumption levels are far too disgustingly gluttonous for sustainability. Both parties preach a blind necessity of population growth for productivity growth without questioning the longterm viability of this profligacy or the patent lack of common sense in promoting ever increasing gobbling of resources and abominable expansion of concrete slums along the Australian coastline. Both Libs and Labs are paid off by lobby groups, from industry, religious groups and workers, which mean these issues are submerged. Look no further than the recent Gunns debacle in Tasmania, the rape of democracy in Queensland with forced council amalgamations which will assist developers at the expense of the environment particularly in the South East quarter, the Traveston Dam horror, the ghastly influence of the loony Exclusive Brethren in our elections, not to mention the insidious and historically all pervasive intrusions of the male dominated Catholic church nuthouse with its destructive, self-interested policy of rampant human reproduction.

Sneaky, our opportunistic scrub turkey agrees with our major parties’ shortsighted economic irrationalism. Without human waste, Sneaky’s lifestyle would be greatly impoverished.

Sneaky the scrub turkey

Chaser team to be chastised and chastened?

No point waffling on to the blurgaverse when one is overwhelmed by post-viral horrors, a foul, swampish sense of being shafted by the abdicated Peter Beattie over the forced and greatly despised council amalgamations, predictable stock market slumps and recoveries, and mammoth work and play commitments. It’s not as though one has millions of avid readers complaining about the Fringe’s absence, and neither does the Fringe care.

Of all these tribulations, it is Beattie’s intransigence which most peeves us. For nights we pore over the dry old Australian constitution and conclude the only solution permissible in our defence is to form a new state to encompass our local water resources. A friend however points out that we would have no chance of defending our precious water should the profligate hordes further south whine that their swimming pools need filling. They could simply send in the military. Still, as a media event, and as a protest against the scything of our grassroots democratic representation and mutilation of our local identity and sustainability, for which Noosa just won a UNESCO award, it needs to be done.

Rudd’s popularity sank with the impact of Beattie’s ill-considered attack, and has now recovered, helped by little Johnny Moron’s pathetic flailings about the hospital systems amongst other gaffs. People have had enough of their irksome prime monster and all going well, and a few marginal seats lost, and even his own seat to Maxine McHugh, Howard will be out on his ear, dumped like a dead cat with no bounce. Then again, who knows what the malevolent rodent will pull out of the hat at the last minute. Nothing has turned out well for him of late though. At APEC, an event where his mighty miniatureness rubbed shoulders as he so loves, with the doyen of world leaders, he was joyously upstaged by the wonderful Chaser team, who will face charges this week for successfully and mischievously crossing the barrier between the people and those who rule from afar.

Our best wishes are with them this week – and may humour triumph over all adversity.

Email to P.B. – Taking to the Street

Beautiful Noosa“Can you hear me Peter Beattie
From your leather padded chair?
There’s a tide outside your door
Steadily rising
It’s a simple case of freedom
And a lot of us who care
And if demonstrations aren’t enough
Well I hope you’ve said your prayers.
It seems this time you’ve gone too far
Next you’ll call the troopers in
And you can put my dossier
In the glossy pages of the Bulletin.

Oh you think the battle’s over
Well the war has just begun
Your legislation’s just a piece of tissue
Oh won’t you listen to the beat
Of ten thousand marching feet?
Taking to the street.

Oh there’ll be a national monument
In coloured sand of course
Where the plaque reads
“Look what Peter Beattie did”
A traitor’s tree, a traitor’s rope,
Thirty bits of silver
And a couple of Queensland
silvertail kickbacks.

You think the battle’s over
Well the war has just begun
Your legislation’s just a piece of tissue
Won’t you listen to the beat
Of ten thousand marching feet?
Taking to the street.”

(With fond apologies to Redgum.)

Peter, your head nodding placations about the amalgamation of Noosa Council with its avaricious, development crazed, environmentally irresponsible and unsustainable southern neighbours are not credible.

You claim Noosa will be protected by state government regulation. Yet it will only take a change of government or even more certainly, a change in planning strategy by the new, undesirable regional body before Noosa will be legs apart for the developers.

Developers are already slathering and ringing Council in anticipation of wreaking havoc following amalgamation on our nominated UNESCO Biosphere Reserve.

Instead of nobbling our community’s power in the ominous and telling name of the ‘greater good of Queensland’ (i.e. “Queensland uber alles”), you should join UNESCO in applauding and further protecting Noosa and its beloved environment from the southern predators who have no qualms about destroying it for their own selfish short term gain and who have obviously got you and your Government by the short and curlies in some fashion. Could it be to do with Terry Mackenroth and his interest in the mega development company, Devine Homes?

Peter, you may have become an unwitting pawn of the development lobby, or perhaps you are a well informed co-conspirator with it, but know this – we in Noosa will NOT yield an inch. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

It’s a busted trike, not a Ferrari, Mr. Beattie

Floating Lands at Boreen PointThe delusional premier of Queensland threw a complete wobbly at the state he rules from afar by decree of Commission. The current lofty Commission has declared 156 local subject Councils shall be reduced to a scanty 72. Deliberations commenced a mere 3 months ago in April, and there is to be no community consultation or followup regarding the Commission’s high and mighty decisions, with affirming legislation expected to be swept through within a couple of days. This is government by dictate. Commission member Terry Mackenroth must be rubbing his greasy mitts together in anticipation of his juggernaut Devine Homes marching up the coast. Talk about a conflict of interest.

Effectively for Noosa dwellers such as ourselves, with Noosa Council to be lumped in with the development crazed Maroochy and Caloundra Shires, our representational bang for a buck will be divided by 6, with the Sunshine Coast Regional Council having a mere 12 representatives. The development sharks will be quaffing buckets of champers for joyful weeks, arms linked with their respective political sponsors. The Local Government Minister, Andrew Fraser, whooped gleefully:

“We had a model T Ford, and now we’ve got a Ferrari.”

Yep, mate, we know, we know. We remember the good ole Joh days too.

The Commission shows how abysmally out of touch it is in its report:

The region has many environmental, scenic and recreational amenities and is a major local, national and international tourist destination. The maintenance and management of these attributes and faciliities have evolved in ways that are both different because of council philosophies, but similar because of the need to provide protection of the environment and the amenity of the area for residents and visitors alike. These are amenities which are important to each of the existing local governments and in the Commission’s view, are best managed on a regional basis to ensure the actions of one council do not compromise the environmental quality or amenity of its neighbour.

Just how amalgamating with the repulsive development hungry slumlords of Maroochy can protect the Noosa environment from developers’ predations with much reduced and removed local government representation beats me.

Looking at the figures, it’s Maroochy and Caloundra who will be mooching off Noosa income wise also. They spent their environmental and eco-tourism capital years ago on monstrous wastelands of coastal suburban slums, particularly the ravenous Maroochy wolves. But let’s not, of course, forget the oh so charming Currumundi pits – that classic beach haven for single parent junkies.

Another howler by the Commission is equally ludicrous … that somehow because the Sunshine Coast Airport is in Maroochy Shire, all tourist goodies must flow from there.The Maroochy airport is *not* and will never be the gateway to Noosa. Why are they unaware that the majority of tourism to Noosa is from Brisbane and does not arrive by air. Why are these dolts obsessed by a mode of transport which shortly will become too expensive for all but the very rich? Should they not be focussing on rail? I think the Commission unconsciously reveals its true concern in their first recommendation summary:

. Promote and support major economic development initiatives emerging in the region.

Yep … they know amalgamation will mean carte blanche for the big boys to move right in and to wreck the place with no local representation of locals’ wishes to stop or affect whatever major economic development (read Titanium Springs and the like) is proposed. We all know how sensitive the Maroochy Council is to the environment – gone is the Obi Obi, sacrificed to the algal blooms of Lake Baroon, and the tourist traps of Montville, Flaxton and Mapleton are wall to wall southern geriatric waiting room horror. The wetlands behind Coolum, Maroochy and Kawana …. either canal estate disaster zones or bulldozed for non canal estates. And we should trust an amalgamation with these environmental vandals? Maybe we should just submit wearily now and turn it all into one gigantic nursing home for aging southerners.

I spat off the following missive to our detestable state premier, who lost my support some time ago over the Traveston swamp debacle, when he first revealed himself to be a tool of southern development sharks.

Dear Mr. Beattie,

I have been a resident of Noosa Shire since 1976 and was born in Queensland. I met you in
the late 70s at an ALP function and thought you would make a fine Queensland leader then.
You seemed decent. Where is that decency now?

I never thought I would see the day when a Labor Party State government would foist an
undemocratic, ill-considered amalgamation on a unilaterally opposed Noosa community.

We in Noosa value our difference, our community identity and our environmental uniqueness.
Our area deserves special protection from the predations of property developers – their only
concern is making money from the invasion of (predominantly aged and social services
needy) southerners which your government, ironically in similar shortsighted fashion to the
tyrannical Bjelke Peterson regime, appears bent on encouraging here to the detriment of the
environment in south east Queensland, its natural resources on which the current population
depends and the enjoyment of life of those such as myself who were born here.

You are making things worse, not better, Mr Beattie. For folks like me, who have fought for
years to protect Noosa from the ravages of property sharks, your latest blunder is the last
straw. For this, you and your co-conspirators will not be forgiven unless this bleak, foolhardy
amalgamation is overturned.

You must ask yourself, Mr. Beattie, in whose interest are you really acting and to whom are
you responsible in our supposed representative democracy? Queenslanders such as myself,
who live in Noosa, or insatiable development companies for whom enough “growth” is NEVER enough,
who wish to prey on the property needs of future hordes of southerners which you, and not
we, seem keen to allow to pillage the unravaged remainder of the southern part of the state until
the golden goose has been cooked and picked to the bones.

Sacrificing the needs of individuals and their communities for the so-called “greater good”
rings reminiscent, hollow and forboding, Peter.

I have voted Labor all my life, and now, after the ongoing fiasco of the Traveston swamp, and
this abominable amalgamation which will severely diminish my democratic electoral
representation, your dictatorial actions have changed my vote.

For it is government which loses sight of the legitimate democratic interests of individuals and
the communities in which those individuals live, which prances blindly down the road to
totalitarianism and which has itself become illegitimate. I would patently be better served with
more satisfactory democratic representation by a more democratic institution if the
Queensland State Government was abolished rather than the Noosa Council.

Correctly, you seem to have great interest in the rights of Dr Haneef, a foreign national. Yet
the concerns and futures of individuals who elected you in this State, who were born here
and who have lived here all their lives are trampled on with a bureaucratic stroke of a pen.

By your own disgraceful, fascistic actions, *you* and your Party are now the enemy. You have
lost my vote. And worst of all, in your rush to deliver another windfall profit stream to the
corpulent unethical predators of our environment, you may well cost Kevin Rudd the Federal
election.

Do the decent thing, please, Peter and restore my trust and admiration.

Let the individuals who live in Noosa and the Noosa community be what they want to be and
not what you, the Property Council and its various avaricious sycophants and leeches want
them to be.

Otherwise, it will be many many years before an ALP member is elected in this region again.

Not that, of course, unrepresentative, out-of-touch, heading off the rails toward fascism governments give a stuff about what their electorate wants. One still must try.

Noosa 2007Noomaroochy 2027

If we’re properly over the flu by Friday, we’ll be attending the rally against amalgamation and fascism in Brisbane at 10.30 a.m. at South Bank. More details here – and you can also see a visual comparison of the foreshores of Maroochy and Noosa Shires which make it blindingly obvious which is environmentally conscious and which is a slum.

Later today after his meeting with coast mayors, Beattie weasels in a futile attempt to placate those like myself.

The 45-minute meeting was closed to the media, but the Premier said afterwards that he had promised to protect Noosa, including retaining its current population cap and ensuring it did not face wholesale, high-rise-type development. Any major changes to planning schemes would have to be approved by the state government, he added.

Mr Beattie also confirmed he will not budge on his Friday deadline for the mayors to make a decision on whether they want separate divisions within the new regional authority or would prefer to head to the polls in March without internal boundaries.

C’mon, Peter, you can do better than that. Your sootheing nothings about changes having to be approved by the state government don’t impress me. And do you mean to say we will be facing small scale high rise? the thin edge of the wedge? You and your mob will be in power a shorter time than you think, and you and I know the other bastards are, for all your hideous latter day faults, invariably much worse. And who will stop the silvertail sharks then if you have kneecapped our community’s political power?

Rodent Wedgie Update

RacismTime for a reassessment of rodential wedgies leading up to the election. Today little Johnny laughably dredged up his old favourite – there are terrorists amongst us, folks, so fear, fear, fear – as he desperately tries to regain popularity the best way he knows how. A late November election is now looking likely – Ratty needs all the time for slime he can manage.

Here’s the updated wedgie list:

  1. The attempt to vilify teachers.
  2. The attempt to win votes by unnecessary condemnation of AIDS victims.
  3. An attempt to reinvigorate “Boatpeoplephobia”.
  4. The attempt to bash unions.
  5. Smear and muckraking, even having the cheek to try to exploit the WA crime and corruption commission prosecutions when he would NEVER implement a CCC at the federal level.
  6. The attempt to blame high interest rates on Labor.
  7. May 2/07 Use of Bill Heffernan to slag off at Julia Gillard for being “deliberately barren” and thus unsuitable for public office – the rodent waits a whole day before expressing support for those requiring an apology from the Heffer.
  8. The attempt to smear Kevvie via his wife Therese Rein.
  9. The attempt to bash unions AGAIN.
  10. Broadband – the cities vs the country
  11. Reignition of aboriginophobia with the military invasion of indigenous peoples’ communities under the guise of helping the children.
  12. Revamping of the old ‘there are terrorists’ amongst us fear campaign.

Have we missed any? Please let us know.

BTW, don’t miss the rubbery rodent skit at she sells sanctuary.